The Burningsoul's World - Hitler Died and So will you someday!

The Average Indian Cell Phone user is one of those species who fails to deviate from the fact that he did not invent the very cell phone he uses. At Pan Stalls, At Kiran Stores, At beer bars, this unique specimen of human flesh and brain is seen to show of his cell phone as if its a part of his own body and he has invented it on his own. Seldom does he has the sense to acknoledge that a multi national corporation just gave him some dead set of wires with all hope and what Not.

I for one is one of those ignorant species who hate Cell phone shove ass Show offs. The people of my kind of species are rare ( not because of our intelligence) its because of our hate for this standard stereotype creamy layer. I would like to cite a personal experience that I had in my tale of life.

Also I am used to this usual yada yada crap of people asking me from time to time.. Which provider do you use and which plan is the best one? By the time I respond that I am with one of those 9 cell phone providers in my state and give details of my plan, my subconcious mind recognizes me of the fact that by the time I tell that, A new plan with better features is always out and the plan I use may not be available for my vivid listener. Strange though how the news of a plan propagates.

There is one species which certifies itself with the doctrine of SMS language and entertains itself to frequent smses from other specimen for the same species.Every 5 minutes, their hands itch to their cell phones and I guess they cannos leep without sending like 40 smses per day ( I am trying to put real life stats here ) . Their constant Ti – Ti keeps the atmosphere of the workplace illuminated and enthralled. Like constan t mosquitoes bugging to suck blood from the realms of your ass.