The Burningsoul's World - Hitler Died and So will you someday!

Bahu itni saj dajkar kaha ja rahi ho " Ajay's mother questions me "

Is Yug mein ghar mein baithungi tho poora samaj mujey nikamma kahenga aur kya faida us MBA ki degreeyo ka jisko mainey khoon paseena ek karkey banaya hai

"issey mein kya khana pakaney,Roti pakaney key liye kiya hai kya? Aur faida in naukro chakro ka jo mein ghar baithkey soona aangan dekthi rahu. Is choti si

duniye mein kuch nahi rakha hai aslo duniya tho In char deewaro key bahaar hai " - Bahu

Buddi ekdam Bhaddakkey "Baaaaahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Yeh Tum kya anab shanab bak rahi ho Hamarey Ghajini Khandaan mein kisi aurath ney kabhi Ghoongat

uthakey bhi bahar kaam karney zarurat nahi giri aur kya faida un purkho key dhan daulath key korodo rupiyo ka jo hamarey purkho ney kamakey rakha hai tumhey

abhi ki cheez ki kami hai. In offico mein kya chaltha hai yeh mujey khoob patha hai "

Main chillakey bolthi huu " Maaaji aap mere charitrey pey daag nahi laga sakthi Main abhi chotti bachi nahi rahi.Samaj key saath chalna mera Hakk hai "

" Aur purkho key paisey kya main mere chaati pey lekey jau? "

Buddi " Kya bolna aaj kal ki bahuo ko inhey bolna tho jaisey magarmach key muuh mein haath dalney jaisa hai "

Main nikal jaathi hoo gusssey sey

Maaaji "HmmmmmmmP, Yeh bahu tho is ghar ka muuh kala karkey hi rahengi"


Lagech nahi kya " Ramu Kaka Gaadi Nikalo "

Ji malkeen

Ramu Kaka Radio 95.1 Fm Shimla Mirchi Fm laga detha hai aur gaana lagtha " Zaara si dil mein dey jagaah tu ........lalla ...

Gayatri car mein baithki Sochney lagthi hai " Jis office mein mainey 7 saal gujarey hai ussi office mein aaj fir kadam rakhney ja rahi huu aur mujey mera

poorana pyaar fir sey mil jayenga

Jaisey hi gayatri office mein ghoosti hai uskey saamney Mihir dikh jaatha hai aur gayatri aur mihir key akho mein aakhey mil jathey hai ....aur background

music shuru jaathi hai {Hum dil dey chukey sanam.. tere hogey hum, teri kasammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm }

Aur mihir ko dil ko dhakka lag jaatha hai ki jis gayatri key dekhney key liye meri aakhey tarasthi thi wo hi mere saamney khadi thi aur hum dono key muuh sey

labz nikal hi nahi rahe they aur gayatri kehthi hai sharmakey "Mihir I am back main vapis is office mein aana chahthi hoo  "

Mihir in silent mood " Yeh office kabhi tumhaara tha aur hamesha tumhara rahenga " A smooth song in the background plays... Kuch is tarah teri palkey mera

dil tujhey pukarey aasu tere saarey teri palkho pey saja dey kuch is tarah.... lalalalallala

Mihir kuch na kehekey dil pey patthar rakhkey waha sey challey jaatha hai aur gayatri office mein chali jaathi hai aur Rajesh gayatri ko dekhtha hai , Rajesh jo ki office mein accountant hai woh gayatri ko dekhkey Chauk jaatha hai aur khushi sey chillatha hai Guys, Gayatri's Back Poora staff chauk jaatha hai aur uthkey standing owation key saath Bada sa clap dethey hai aur Gayatri ka swagath karthey hai .. Gayatri ko apney puraney din yaad aathey hai aur usko dekhkey sheila ka dil jal uttha hai kya kis manhus ka chehra 7 saal baad dekh liya Aur poora staff gayatri ka haal chaal poochthey hai

Rohit poochtha hai " itney din kaha challi gayi thi tum "

Pakkya Poochtha hai jo ki office ka bhangi hai " Bawa waisi ki waisi hai 7 saal key baad aur aaj bhi ekdham kadak dikh raheli hai "

Gayatri bolthi hai " Pakya tum bhi na "

Sheila mann mein kehthi hai jo dard meiney saath saal gujara hai ab in saath saal mein jitney aasu mainey bahaye hai unka karz mein uska badla lekey rahungi '

Pantene Shampoo aapki balo ko layi chamak aur chamak itni laye ki ek mahiney mein dikhengey aapkey takley ki chamak cham chamma cham!

Its very fortunate for me to inform you guys that all future developments of Saas bahu aur office will be taken care by our honourable guest Arnie Taurus and theburningsoul

The Average Indian Cell Phone user is one of those species who fails to deviate from the fact that he did not invent the very cell phone he uses. At Pan Stalls, At Kiran Stores, At beer bars, this unique specimen of human flesh and brain is seen to show of his cell phone as if its a part of his own body and he has invented it on his own. Seldom does he has the sense to acknoledge that a multi national corporation just gave him some dead set of wires with all hope and what Not.

I for one is one of those ignorant species who hate Cell phone shove ass Show offs. The people of my kind of species are rare ( not because of our intelligence) its because of our hate for this standard stereotype creamy layer. I would like to cite a personal experience that I had in my tale of life.

Also I am used to this usual yada yada crap of people asking me from time to time.. Which provider do you use and which plan is the best one? By the time I respond that I am with one of those 9 cell phone providers in my state and give details of my plan, my subconcious mind recognizes me of the fact that by the time I tell that, A new plan with better features is always out and the plan I use may not be available for my vivid listener. Strange though how the news of a plan propagates.

There is one species which certifies itself with the doctrine of SMS language and entertains itself to frequent smses from other specimen for the same species.Every 5 minutes, their hands itch to their cell phones and I guess they cannos leep without sending like 40 smses per day ( I am trying to put real life stats here ) . Their constant Ti – Ti keeps the atmosphere of the workplace illuminated and enthralled. Like constan t mosquitoes bugging to suck blood from the realms of your ass.