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Mumbai International Airport. Whats this? Well this is a airport . What does it do? It facilitates the fast transportation of people from one place to another.Where is it ? Its in Mumbai the suburban capital of india.Whats so cool about it?

Well here i go.

I am a descendent of nasik so now let me describe the process of getting to Mumbai international airport.

1. Work till 2 Am
2. Take a Rickshaw to Nasik Road railway Station
3. Sit in a Passing train on the way to Chatrapathi Shivaji Terminus
4. If your a smart ass then sit in AC sleeper and pay the TC 500 Rupees for the same ( I did that)
5. Deboard the train at Dadar

Now u reached dadar the place i settled in after coming to mumbai ( you can feel the intense moisture in the air). Now the purpose of me waiting there was to meet a friend monali mohare. She came 20 minutes late and that too with a sleepy head.And she was getting calls from her boy friend terrorising her for various biological needs. She stayed with us in Sree Krishna Palace and talked with us for 10 minutes though most of them were filled with cold contempt for the person sitting before her. But i realised its due to the enormous amount of calls she was getting from his Boyfriend whome she ditched after 8 years in relation. Considering that my delhi trip was a small mole which I shouldnt be making a mountain about.But still whats love is love . Lets leave it at that. I became a bit generous on her poor management skills in life and requested her to leave so that she can handle the calls effectively and may be streamline her life in a good way. I wish her good luck in all her glory.

Now next u catch a local ( Suburban train) which carries 1000s of passengers on one go without any squeeking to tweaking or any mechanical error. I think laloo has done his work good.You catch a local train to Vile Parle where you again proceed to catch a rickshaw to the airport Terminus B.You pay the rickshaw walla his fees or the price he did the mandwali before. You enter the airport with a feel of the AC taking away ur sweat and your worldy fears . Bud does it really do that? Try going to the airport. This is an experience you will be screaming to your kids the next day of their birth.Now my designated flight was a Indigo ( Low cheap Bastgards).My flight was at 11.30. I was considering the various options offered to pass my time in the ginarmous airport. look at girls? ( I was in the hope that I will meet my girl so that was not a good option nor was in intrested) 2. look at people who come dressed as if they have been boarding the Virgin Galatic or something on a trip to outer space. I really never understood the indian tradition. People when go to a movie, or travel by airplane think they have done some magnificent work in the history. I say ... All you get is robbed of the ticket price and other money you spend on food and stuff at the airplane. You bloody bastards its just a mode of transportation take it that way, I think the globalization is the main cause which made people think a visit to A forien country has labled them as a NRI. Blah blah..who cares.

Ok what we get here is free wifi by bharti ( Airtel). And at a constant speed of 512 Kbps. I am like wow lets activate the leaching power inside the mind and start the glorious act of leaching.I downloaded a Ad-aware 2007, Avg Antivirus. thats about it but thanks to airtel and bharti for giving me the pleasure of using your capped bandwith man you rock!

What comes next? the flight , Flight to delhi via Indigo ( India's Coolest airline). I will use the next post to boast about the various accolades this airline has and provides to the common man!