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Air Indigo ( India's coolest airline) is what the paint which has been painted on carelessly by the painters on a expectation of a bonus or something . But i am sure they were dissapointed by Air indigo so was I. Well lets begin the banquet and start the Flight mode.

1. You checkin the airport at 9.30
2. You do the security checkin at around 10
3. The flight gets announced.
4. You board a bus filled with Indians showing of the body assets via various forms of elastic Underwear streched down till their knees.
5. You board a cramped flight with no leg room space and for a fat guy like me Hellhole.

Let me explain

Whats a low cost airline? Well if your facinated by how birds can fly twisted or how a airplane can kill your ears please feel free to travel by the indian no frills Airline. What do you get there . Well low cost of course you can take a journey of 1000 miles from Mumbai to Delhi at 50$ . Pretty cheap eh? Well There are some strings attached.

You get no entertainment on the board. People dreaming of sexy airhostess will be dissapointed by the current situation. There is more makeup on their face than Rajnikanth where he was transformed into a white man .You only get water on the board that too in bottles of 250 ML nothing more than that. Now u board the plane . there is an announcement. Thanks for boarding air indigo . We wish you a good and successful journey. idhar mere pair ki mari huyi hai aur unko tho safe journey ki padi hai.Thodey samney papaji they unhoney jo pagdi kholkey let gaye mere seeney tak aa gaye. Meh keh raha papaji thoda aagey sarjaye . Wo boley Chak de phatey nab de Killi. Low Cost airlines .. Unki ma ............ :). Now i got a extra intelligent guy on the back saying Of all the low cost airlines Indigo is the best . its clean ( Yes Air deccan carries Toxic chemicals on board) That too they announce feel free to taste the new toxic chemical we have just introduced with a partnership from BORH. You will have kids with three eyes and You will be on Tv. This is one life time opportunity . Air Deccan introduces new chemicals everyday So that our customers are always happy and jisney bhi ma ka doodh piya hai chemical kha aur 10 Hath walley bachey ka baaap ban ja. Bad Joke ah? Well yes i know But see the keywords on board there :D

Ok Jokes apart. You get no leg room space. The food is costly. You only get one bottle of water.you can ask for more though she gives the water in contempt May be she gets bonus or somethign you know . The less water the people drink each month will be a incentive to you.There is another announcement . Hello This is ..... I am the cheif air hostess . My subordinates are this and that. We welcome you to air indigo . Air indigo has been awarded by some Company for something. Ah yes Outlook It has been awarded by outlook as the best low performing airline I mean the bes low cost airline. I am like " Whatever helps you to sleep at night Bitch" I say no offence to the award companies But i am sure each arilines gets an award because if there are 40 Airlines then there are at least 50 Award companies So each airline knows Ek na ek tho milney hi walla hai tho fir kya tension! I particulary liked the lines they used " Tasty water compliments of our chef " I am like wow man even now water is delicious :)

The flight was a mess. The sounds emitted out of the Airbus are more like a Siren you know makes you go deaf. I hardly understand how people dress so fancy to get on such a flight . All you get is your peace of your mind taken awya by the sounds.

Believe me next time you want to try flying in the skies go for Kingfisher or Jet Airways. It will cost you more but it will be worth it. Air hostess who will make your hair Stand ( Not on your head) . Water which first flows down these air hostess's body and then gets packed to you so that you feel the King fisher Smell! Sounds programmed into the place singing oohlalalla lailaiyo oohlaialaila oh! .. There goes the sound. And may be a complementry copy of why Vijay Mallya is better than you and in the end to make you jealous when you depart they will give a copy of the King fisher Calendar. So even if your Air hostess was in that calendar You cant imagine her in those poses live because she's back on the plane kissing your imaginative self and counting the moolas she earned by selling u crappy food onboard. Good Bye!