A Fight with Fat - Fat loss at summer time

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A Fight with Fat - Fat loss at summer time

This entry is for all those who prefer to have a bucket hanging down on their underpants , I mean bodies to catch the sweat that drips from their body, Fat loss in summer? Here we go boys, Well before you read I am not a nutritionist or some weight loss perfecto manifesto or something but here are some tips to lose some weight u fat bastards ( Even i am one of you brothers). So let me analyze the situation you working in some job where ur ass is jammed on chair well apart jimping up and down at some other time. ? What? I meant Skipping? What did you think Pornographic parody sex? haha? Give yourself a break pal. Those things arent real , If your thinking your wife will do that with you Give her a break, Even she has a life and think of all the fat she has accumulated sitting on those seats at some company where her boss is hitting on her? I do admit though the ratio of difference between fat and asses between two genders is quite in a even proportion. Aaah well lets come to the point, This writer ( ME ) :) has a bad reputation of drifting off from the topic and straying down the streets of calcutta looking for alms.

So Fat loss Fat loss Fat loss, Wow talk about keyword manipulations duh, First of all Cut all the spicy food you bastards, Your boss organizes a party and you think you can impress him by eating paneer tikka which has the waiters spit mixed into the Gravy and you think rewaarding your body with diaorrea will please that guy? naw! Doesent work man, he is just trying to show off that yes You give me your wife, I give you a promotion.? Strange eh? but true my friend True Strange are the ways of the corporate ladder... Drifting Drifting Drifting...

ok .. Wake up in the morning at 5 , Brush your teeth , Eliminate the contents of your stomach via different ways , And then set out for a walk. Walk for around half an hour, You will be heavily breathing , you are thinking Duh, I sweat the same when I have sex then why to walk so much then get ready to marry 10 - 12 times dude, you need a break, Now after walking come home, Have honey with lemon juice, its an excellent fat buster at least what I was told, Some others also resolute to take cinamon with honey and hot water that will keep your stomach churning, Now after that take a bath and well go to the tempole, Walk to the temple on the way wonder that how that hot chick got those assets now comes showtime its your time to show to god that Yeah GOd I am alive, I am alive , God is like .. Yeah you lousy bastard, Given the amount of problems i face above here , Thats the last thing I need. God is like why cant the people just come workship and go everyone just has some demands, Just demands AM i here for fulfulling those demands? Why cant you wish for a neighbour , why cant you wish that the world be a better place rather than wishing that you become rich or get a lottery or get to sleep . Duh! Now the temple time is over come to home eat some vegies or something may be a apple. But that wont work you know why you bastards? Due to the increase in population ( All hail You for that ) The amount of food products has gone down considerably and is not able to keep up with the alarming population. The only solution to that is making a raw virgin apple grow big and strong but lifeless with the poke of a needle . Yes drugs. You dont get organic apples these days duh. So eat that freakin apple and thats it leave for office. Stop thinking of how you are going to nail your secretary or shout on your assistant rather put a smile on your face and make people think that this life is worth living rather than being HARY SADO or some shit. in the afternoon where others are munching on Samosa or some crappy food products rather munch on some raw vegetables may be like a cucumber or tomato or something. keeps you healthy and fulfils your hunger needs. Now when you leave for home grab a buttermilk gulp it down , Go home and sleep. Thats fat loss for you bastard Now A fat loss for a real Fat loss Freak will be posted by my nutritionist friend Vineeth Kothmire. All you fat bastards can take avail of this free information on fat loss Which works and it can prove other fat losses that they dont work Why? because we rock and you suck! man this hurts big time. ok now coming on the positive side, try to keep off from sugar, oily products, Sweets, Potato,Chocolates, Ice creams, and spicy food stick with simple. Simplicity may be a Spit on your pride but hey pal if thats the price you are going to pay for living another 10 years then what the hell man?

Enough said, I know i know this entry is very nice and wonderful and is fit to be in the times of india . Now I was at nasik fat loss camp some yoga place or somethinng around 8 years ago .Man I met one man there he was so so so massive that today I look like him? How did that happen? Beer BEER BEER! NO ALCHOHOL AT ALL ! No alchohol no sweets and in return you will get a tiny good ass and a impressive muscles ( Fat loss is also related with increasing sexual enhancements so all those freaks who daily discover themselves in the bathroom and tired of not finding their wee wee which hides inside their massive stomach and resort to this? What are the advantages? Well you can sit in a rickshaw without the rickhshaw driver commenting 2 seat ka paisa dena padenga, you dont have to hear babajis and gurus saying that heart attack and this and that. Keep yourself fit Money earned today is gone tommorrow . And you can only work if your fit. Once your body stops working even your will cant do anything.! Go on pal suck on a fruit and get the boost! Naw naw naw! I am not again advertising for Dabur Foods or somethings. Ever imagine why munute maid tastes so good? Why? why does Frooti tastes sweeter than the mango which is YUCK!? Ever wondered why Dukes is more kadak or ghatta or what you say Compressed than Maaza? Check it out guys! I am out of here! The next entry will have a serious discussion on how to cut the fat out of your ass! Stay tuned for more! Raped - Penetrated Poked Apple , here i come!