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Crisis In Mid Air - Indian Airline Industry Doom

A smile Dawns on his face as he reads the morning newspaper.His prediction of Airlines Falling apart were right. He felt like being born again alive.As he sips tea he tells himself, Who cares if the Oil Prices Rise, I dont! He Reads about Airlines going bankrupt in USA, Continental Airlines , He laughs at their Predicament. He goes before a mirror and there stands before him The Power of Attorney , The man who controls India, A man who has swept the Indian Politics by Force. His State may be ruled by another guy but he is the command over there. He is the ultimate Power who empowers India. The Man laloo prasad yadav.

As his MitubishI lancer Awaits for him , He sits inside the PRe cooled Car and asks his Driver , Oye kahey Sasura yeh petrol ki keemath ka hai babura? The Driver says pachpan Indicating 55 Sarkar.He laughs and says Lets see What I do next.Here is on another grounds Anil Ambani and his rumours of Buying Spicejet. Spicejet stocks rose like redwood trees in yellowstone Park UsA admit rumours of Reliance Industries taunting Another Takeover in his quest to world takeover. Still Anil as his sits in his Mercedez Benz is more confused than a Baby handling a new toy. The new toy he wants to takeover is Spicejet. But the fear of Oil Rise questions the possibility of the takeover.Airlines in India have been on losses because of the rising prices. In order to attract customers Cheap tickets as much as 99 were offered. Vijay Mallya is having a headache, His newly acquired Simplify Deccan has been Amounting losses of around 693 Crores. He Takes a Image of Naresh Goyal and says How do you keep up this Profitability.Amoongst All this the only man who doesent worry is Laloo prasad Yadav.His Railways have been amounting profit like Wildfire.His Profitability wont be effected Even if Petrol reaches 75 Or disel or wahtever. He is a happy man. 2 years ago When he waged a war against airlines, he had wrinkles on his face Wrinkles Which partnered with media Critics and said Railways will suffer due to the cheap Airline Fears.But he composed himself a thinking , A thinking which was based on Darwins theory of life, Survival of the fittest. He Knew the railways had sustained through 150 years of Problems, Acciddents, Controversies and What not. He always reminded himself that the White Colour Man dont run this country, The people DO, THe people Do not Dream to fly, They want a cheap way of Transportation.And The Railways is the only hope. Instead of getting hopeless and Sad that the Railways is not doing anything, HE cut the prices, He tightened the Security, he introduced new trains All which was hailed by the people but which Hurt the congress government citing fear of Budget Rise.

Today He commands more respect in the Congress Goverment than Higher Congress members. Laloo has Proved today to the people that he be uneducated, Illeterate, Dumb, And what not ( TImes of India Said So). HE stil is the Monarch of his country. Today he has amassed the power that He with this talk can kill a human being. Laloo prasad Yadav Spells Doom on Airlines. And the Rest of the entry goes in this way .. Well dreaming of cheap airline Flights? Make my trip offers you flights from Rs 99 ( Hidden Costs include - HELL LOT OF TAXES - 3000, Crappy food - 300 Bucks, Compressed Seats - 300 Bucks,Smelly Flight attnedants who would rather like to strip and say a Fart joke than work - 1000 Bucks and last but not the least our Hidden hidden hidden hidden service charge ) Enjoy your Flight! If your one of those newbies who Dream about flying, Flying like that bird whose soon gonna be extict? flying like that butterfly whose colour is soon gonna fade, Flying like the wright brothers, Boy Give us a break for a change All they did was invent a freakin Flying Device?! DUh! Well If your all that, then FUCK YOU , May be you could have flied when animalws were allowed on Air deccan But nooo u wanted to be a smartass Now pay U bloody Bastard! The days of cheap airfares are over friends. Its time you work 2 jobs One may be as a techie or some insurance selling guy and at night may be a male gigalow or something. Good luck with that You Nostrill Stirring Freaks!

C u!

Note - I often been questioned about my lack of manners when I write blog entries. But hey I say to myself its my blog I can write whatever I want whenever I want and Wherever I want ( I think Plug 2 Surf will aid that ). I was intercepted by one girl by the name of Niharika She says about my entry .. Yeah Baby You will go in times of India? Please note Sarcasm was used to show her oversmart sliced up dumb wit. The funny part is she says in the end? Where is the sequal! So people do love reading my entries eh? Aaah Who cares! I just love BLOGGING! I love to blog through Blogger, I love to blog through Twitter and I love to blog through Several thousand Fucked up Blog hosts who never got anything!Well DUh I say, Give us a break man, TOo many blogging sites, too many social bookmarking. I do understand ur quest but may be u could think something u know unique or something like that Ratemyshit.com Wow man ? THink about that? May be the owner could buy sites like Drinkyourownpee.com or ilovetoeatmyshit.com or something! Pheew! This writing sure tires me up. Time to move my 140 pound body from this area to another area!

C u C U Cu .. yeah two times c u I know I dont care! And neither does my grammar ! Duh!