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Mosquto Image There is darkness surrounding me as I write this. The Electric Company of nasik which provides me with electricity has backed of on me temperorily due to some unobvious reasons unknown to humans living in the houses surrounding me. The only peice of light is the my laptop shining its waves around. There is acute silence except that of my dog Tini making the sounds of her spider doll. Unknown to her or me or any other mortals there is someone banging his wife right now in china where the Beijing 2008 Olympics is scheduled to be seen. Aaah who cares! Yeah I know man! Even I dont care! The only people who care are well the China population planning officers but i think they have been silenced by numerous pregnant women on the streets wailing for their open right to reproduce the quantity of organisams equal to a guiness record! Actually I think China needs to take a example of Indian Population Control....

Ok What to write man! Oh cmon Mosquitoes lets talk about Mosquitoes...Now I was thinking how this creatures propogate. Now Mr Mosquito must be having a touch dick which he uses to prick humans and Mrs Mosquito would have a big thick u know what to get the Banana inside.. So when the paste comes out of the tube technically millions of eggs go into gutters and stagnant water and so on the propagation begins. I think fetishes for mosquito's would be getting a fully body Blood spray on mrs mosquito.. may be she would lie nude and mr mosquito would spray her with Blood and she would be like Oh Yeah.. Oh Yeah... Yeah Man.. Bring it on man... Choos Choos key Pila mujey and he would be like Yeah meri Raani...and so on... I think the condom they used will be Oh shit What a fool i am.. Why do they need condoms.. They are on this world to spread Mosquito children all around the world and I must say Mr Mosquito you are doing a Creditable Job.. oh there u go.. ( I just got bit by one mosquito) .. I think he was the horny one he stuck there till the moment my hand hit myself instead of him...

I have been impressed by the power of Ideas.. and so is Mr mosquito,,, The other day he was humming music into me.. I propably judged by his tune he was singing.. Mere sapno ki raani kabhi aayengi tu.. Mit jaye zindagani kabhi aayengi tu.. Chali aaa tu jaldi aaaa.. and so on...The serious potential of eggs decaying or getting destroyed by humans are negligible as most of the mosquito spraying is filled with kerosine than the original mosquito spraying medicine.. I think in these days of inflation they must be putting water instead of kerosene... Who cares its the Government man.. They can harm you Booo.. Hooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!1

So where were we Yes Yes.. so what does a psychotic male like me when he has nothing to do or no acces to anything, he writes blogs which Dont contain anything with any meaning.. WOW What a hobbby.. Want to launch a trend? yeah I am launching a site.. its called Michutiya.com go and put on all ur stupidities there mates! God bless u man!

P.S Update.. I wish I didnt write this dumb entry .. Mosquitos bit me and had lot of spraying done (not sure ) but i was sure Bit bit and bit a lot even 3 blankets couldn't protect me from the savage beasts rushed into me like American fighter planes into Iraq... They were everywhere.. Biting ... Scratching... and So many emotions.. Oh my god is this sex? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Idiot thats a simple Mosquito bite hahah!

Well this sucks!



 
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