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Here we go again.. Now before I write this Let me tell you I am not wikipedia and I will be biased about my review. I am not getting monies from some big ass producer trying to sell Junk off the screen
Oh Lordy lord.. the death of intelligence..The Movie Sucks! Yeah Rohit Shetty and his aides might have brought out an idea out of their asses but thats certainly hasnt kept up to the hype like Golmaal. if your a man stressed with life and trying for some comedy out of it .. rent Hera pheri or something else but never go for Golmaal returns.. Oh Lord...
Kareena looks pathetic as a wife of Ajay Devgan.She is just young and her picture as a wife is quite inspid for any watcher.. Next comes Arsad Warsi... Now I really like the idea of putting a Idioitc clown in the middle to mess things up but Cmon Arsad Warsi has been compromised .. he is a great actor and his skills were killed in the echoes of "Shuck...... Waht the Fuck " Now this is the tagline of the movie shuck what the fuck.. Oh my god I nearly slept..This movie is like Ram Gopal Varma trying to Make a remake of Sarkar with a comedy in it....Next comes Tushar Kapoor Now this guy ( he is still a Gunga) in this movie and he does Well.. very well.. I have come to believe that his non lipid words were more comic than the pathetic attempts by the dialogue writers for these guys!
The entire story revolves around Ajay Devgan and his Wife who is a fan of saas bahu regiment she goes on Shuccking him for everything.. Now Where Shuccking comes there comes Fuccckking now thats what the producers have the message for the public . Kareena behaves like hen pecked wife who goes on question Ajay devgan for his every encounter with a girl and for a matter of fact once he gets to spend a day with a girl ( Now that turns out that she is the girl friend of shreyas talpade ) Then the story revolves around this and there they try to insert a guy named Anthony gonsalves into the foray which never helps and thus leading to these All coming together in a Spoof of Priyadarshan Endings.. But Assholes.. You cannot be Priya Darshan.. he is the master of Comical endings and well every attempt to copy him is yet in a humble way of saying.. We are not the best but we will try! Who cares if you try!
Goalmal returns wont even provide entertainment to the Crushed Fly on ur pop corn . Rather I would suggest try moving your head sideways to get a glimpse of some smooching action or something that might help More! now trying to make a Golmaal returns review when the movie sucks is another pathetic attempt by this pathetic person! And Yeah next time your wife tells you that she is having a doubt why ur late from work.. Tell her "Shakk What the Fuckk" She will be so happy that she will go unconcious and god bless you if she doesent go to coma ( Although I think she should but yeah who am I now)
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