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Virgin Suicides? What was I thinking?

So Exams are going on 10th, 12th SSC, CBSE and ICSE I guess... For a matter of fact I know and Hvae had girlfriends from all the boards... ( Thats the beauty of it ) ... Now that is Had not have.. .. Right now There is just one girl and For the first time in my life i am proud to declare it . Anyway Thats not what we are talking about right here art we?

So Finally I am in the new offices... I miss my old office but We have to move... Things go on..People go on... The worlds Go on... And so on and on and on...So the new office has a garden before it ( Thats the best part) ... And backside a Jamun tree.. its not in a village dudes but its typically cool but in this climate with buckets of prespiration going down my ass I would prefer to sit in a Air condition than sit here but what has to be done has to be done. Today the inverters( Oops UPS ... We have had big fights to determine which won and finally the UPS won... APC)...lets take a circumview of the new offices... Birds chirping till their throats turn red and dry...Monkeys jumping around fooling with the birds... The gods above seeing whether I am a good boy or not...and Nasik Mahanagar Palika Water Supplly not chadding to the Tank so thats another sadness we had to encounter. Things are not that bad though all is good and well .. Now how do you compare good and bad? If i say something is bad , a recent relative on seeing my blogs says All is good man and things are not that bad no need to be a pessimist. Oh cmon the beauty of pessimism is in the art of complaining. Now there is a good side to this too optimistic How an a man be optimistic . ( See Practically it can be ) .. But rationally I dont believe it... We face so many problems so We laugh and encounter them rather than whine and lazilly Dine?

Oh cmon Wheres that scratcher to scratch my butt... Oops I shouldnt have written that... Anyway its hOT HOT HOT HOT... and I am prespiring and due to the non advent of the UPS over this office I have to sit under the extreme pain of not being with my lady love ( This time the internet) ... For some period of time... Pessimism.....Ooooh Thats so sad... Ghanta Sad... Yesterday a girl comes up to me and says

" Today I found out that technologically women are superior to men .."

I am like HUH?????????????? She is like on orkuting, Smsing.. and so on... Then she goes on to declare that You men come through us.. We gave you birth and stuff.. ( Seams she was inspired by a feminist counterview but I wont take it for granted). I say Give me a break girl I respect women and thats the best thing in me so I dont want you to advocate me as a Successor to Women rocks and will rule men organization ... Duh! For all the good things that man does to women ( Dont ask me the list ok?) .. Why cant they appreciate it? Well They wont because all their lives they have been sniffed, touched, Raped and so on.. the pain goes on and So men around here Go die or do something about this and with the advent of intro vesticomy or something women wont need men to Give birth ( You can take donated sperm ladies) So thats something for men to think about. The world is good as it is.. Feminists cant rule as if they rule I am sure to be a donkey carrying loads of bricks to build temples around them...

Peace out!

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