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Now imagine you have to draft a story about cinderella and her fairy crown dreams of ponies and prince charming and so on. So here begins a story of a princess called as Shopahollic . Now I really dont know her history ( or do i want to know her history ) To cut good good superb superb cute cute things shot, She used to work in a house made of chocolates where 5 witches used to rule her and fortunately for her 1 of the witches got attracted to a Bum sitting on Panchvati so She got married. One of them got killed by a electricity wire hanging ( Witches dont understand that in the 21st century, you have electric wires to connect towns and what not. 3 left. One of them got busy being a corporate mega trend hyperactive Boss at a big corporation in Nigeria ( She runs a unsuccessful Diamond mining corporation ) and 2 of them got killed due to natural deaths. Now natural deaths can also imply getting killed by hands or by sneaky ways, Since I am not really sure which of them was it I will just skip to the next paragraph. And yeah come to think of it I guess one was killed drinking Hersheys from a Bottle ( Ooh look at all those calories... eeeew)

So this ghoti girl, ok Ghoti Princess When she came to the earth from a long long long long sleep ( God imagine the smell of her mouth when she wakes up eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiii Kitna ghati hai na? )....She was surprised, the world was so cruel to her. She had to go through a process called as EduKKAsahab or something. She was terrorised to peices by a cruel dwarf called as chemistry who choked her nose in Chemicals I guess and made her lose all her pimples now i am not really sure how technically that can work out but lets say She was forced to learn things she didnt like in a great great great great great college ( According to her ) KK WAGH College of Engineering Nasik. She got that completed and then she realised that the cruel satan had set a trap for her.

He had changed the world into such a selfish place that People had to work, to compete with each other to survive. She was again terrified ( Oh Lord give this girl a break she gets terrified in One out every 3 actions she does ) . So she set forth on a Mission long enough to last her entire lifetime, She walked and she walked and she walked and she walked, then someone told her " Eh Yedi itna mat chal, Koi Job Dhoond ". A Princess and doing a Job she said NEVER! I would die with glory but never do a job. I am Ghoti Girl who never works . my Doggy will work for me.The doggy looked at her and said " Ja Kauwi idhar mujey tu sapney dikhakey Bhooka mar rahi! " Alas after walking so much for no need at all and after her doggy left her. She started reading this substance called as the newspaper. Aaaaah Cried her eyes after reading the first lines, " They had grown so lazy that even reading a single word made them ache for luxury anyway she faught on and I was proud of her ( Hey where the hell did I come in between? ) . And finally after a long long long journey lasting decades and with so many painful incidences she went for a interview ( I guess it was her first interview ) and she got selected. Technically this long long journey only lasted around a year for Ghoti Girl who had to first carry her body through the streets of Mumbai then I dont know may be some deserts and seas and all those places where my brain does not want to go to right now.

She got the job and she began the work... For further updates.. Please read the next Post