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Smokin Joes Review! Before you begin.. Please I would like to mention that this review has been written by a hands of a fat man.. So this can be by default biased against the food company and in favour of the body ( Though the feelings of the food reflect absolutely opposite) .. Well Lets .. Investigate and spill the beans on what Smokin Joes stands for in Nasik. Now Nasik is a Second Tier town in the northern regions of Maharashtra.. Pizza is not everyday foood for many here,. Just a few hungry individuals who put before food and think money earned is good enough to be spent on Good food ( DEfination of Good food has been redescribed by these indivudals for some part of a time ) .. though A mild heart attack and such antics will later shock them.. when they reply to the doctor that they had a good healthy diet and refrain from mentioning the culprit " Pizza" .. Though I am not going entirely into that part.. Lets see how the things are.. First they sell you coupons for 400 INR ( About 10$ ) .. Which gives u offers worth INR 4000 ( 100$) .. The coupon book screams this and proves this fact.. Now u can choose various pizzas.. But the offers are often scattred around and the lesser the prize the shittiest is the pizza.. Seriously one low cost pizza was not good and when I mean not good i mean NOT GOOD!.. U pick up the reciever and call the lady at Smokin Joes.. She is like hello Sir.. I am like I am a regular customer from Dwarka and Please i want to order this and that.. she will quicly take down the order.. . And After taking down the order u have to mind to take down the final price and Please dont trust the pizza vendor.. She will quote something extra for sure.. Today .. We had some Shezwan Pizza with a free garlic bread.. I and my partner Mahesh Thorat.. were so happy that we picked up the reciever and I am like.. Hello madam.. I liked ur pizza so much so much that i am here to put more cash in ur register.. she is like oooo thank you sir.. I am ok.. good.. Can i have the same order given to me again.. She is like ok.! And Yes.. if ur one of those small town guys please tell those guys to give u a hot pizza or u wont pay .. Once upon a time i was treated to a cold ( Prefrozed ) .. Afterbaked.. semi cold pizza which was not upto the mark.. Though after trying each pizza one after the other.. u will then remember that u will have stomach aches by the evening.. ( If ur like me.. AKA.. 1. LAzy 2. Lazy.. 3. LAZY!.. and the thought of a exercise makes u sweat more than a normal morning walk.. I pray please go for a fruit salad instead.. though the vegetable salad at smokin joes is filled with mayoneise so the amount of goodness from the fresh veggies is not much assimilated within that food driven body of yours.. Final Verdict?... after 2 Pizzas, 7 Garlic Breads,Half a bottle Mirinda.. And a half veg sandwich... I am on a Glaxo Smithklime Manufactured Eno to get rid of my acidity... !.... Though.. I often wonder such a big company has a disghusting worn out website which says.. Bandwith Exceeded! Boo Hoo Smokin Joes.. Boo HOOOOO! P.S.. For all you normal people out there.. Go ahead and try Smokin Joes.. its really good though not that good.. But if your normal and a food fanatic then smokin joes is your cup of tea ! The Reviews and opinions expressed in this blog are purely based on imagination and personal experiences. No Company or its products are being advertised or critisized via this post. This is just my personal take on the things and I will keep it the way I like! Other Related Articles
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