I been just experience quite shocks of laziness, Immaturity and unprofessionalism with various people I deal with that i am growing frustrated day by day by their incapacitation.Let me begin, India is a country with hospality and stuff... Kiss My Asss.. India is a country of selfish good for nothing Jerks who dont want to do anything in the world but exist. They just exist. They just survive no meaning Nothing. What in life does a man need? Ask a indian... He would probably Say .. Money, Beautiful Wife and Cars, An American - He wants to establish a Corporation, Or a NGO , he knows money, Wife and cars are just addons they arent the primary components. I just came across a quote on the web
I was slightly cynical of the American mentality before I came over here, but now I preach it. Here, no one's going to tear you down if you buy yourself a $300,000 car. They're likely to say: "Well, you probably worked hard for it. Good luck to you."
Now this is how the same conversation in India goes
The guy has brought a 30 Lakhs Car, Surely He must be earning through illegal activities, The other guy next to him. yes Yes I seen him dealing with Drugs and stuff... Third Guy... Who Needs these cars we are happy the way we are , We are content with the sleep we get at night... We will just be here all our life... We will just Exist.
Why cant they appreciate the other guy with a Kudos and share his joy, But no jealousy rises at spring but never ends in the winter and it goes on and on and on and on. People dont even care about what a company dreams about they propably will look to find a 5000 Rupees job in a Tier 2 city or say 10,000 Rupee Job in a Tier 1 city and be happy with Saas bhi bahu and 20 20 World Cup and What not.. Bums in a more civilized form. And You know the matter of fact, I am the laziest of them all and I am not proud of it. But I am not that indian who sits around and never does his work. I know my work , my responsibility... Screw me, Fuck me...A man who wishes to grow must understand that
" Let Death Elope thy Body but let my work be completed "
Work til Death, Work till it gets done, Never give up.How can you give up if you pray everyday to God to help you rise, Every Day you pray to god that you need a good job, a new boss or whatever problems but when are you going to aid him in that fight? If the boss is fucking up with you show your excellence in the work so that you can fuck him back? But no India , they will critize, all they Know here is critisize , they wont work, they wont let others work. Here in every corner of the city you will find 10 - 15 Teens or Overaged teens 15 - 25 Who dont do anything, They just lie around and Dont Do Anything. They are waiting for a Good Government Job to be gifted to them by some imaginary person I dont know.
When are things going to be DO or Die... When will things be Work First, Family second? . I recently saw a most baseless Poll going on in some forum asking Money or Family, 90% of all the replies were Family except a few bridgeheads replied Work. Those 90% people turned out to be Indians. I have nothing against Indians I am indians but trying to get a Indian with more of work and less of heeba jeebies is a daunting task and guys for once in your life Say Work First and always first...anyway Who cares
" I'll Keep It Short and Sweet. Family, Religion, Friendship ... These Are the Three Demons You Must Slay if You Wish to Succeed in Business "
Who gives a damm eh guys? Yes Just dont care about anything Just Exist. Just Exist.
The American Vs Indian... The American has just one Dream the american Dream which lies high up in the sky so he is propably creating a business venture of how to make rockets to get people to that dream. The Indian instead will get to that dream and Kick others who aspire for it and to surround to that there are 10000 others who never see dreams Beyond Some Bollywood actress waiting for giving you a blowjob or something.! . God Bless America. And Guys this has nothing to do with America Vs India . I am talking about representatives of both the countries compared together and this is my own opinion and does not really represent the opinion of Indians Or Americans altogether.! |
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Why Indian Chat Support Sucks.
I am not a frequent Complainer to be frank and I am the last one in the world to complain about Grammar and spellings because My spellings Suck but frankly guys if I am paying 300$ to host a hell lot of sites I just ask my hosting support to be decent and fine and speak GOOD english ... Now I am not sure how this works out but here the story goes.
I am a customer of IX webhosting since a 2 months or So Now this is not a review of IXwebhosting frankly this is just my opinion on the things, First thing I had a problem with the database and now its with a domain of mine. So I contact the chat support of IX webhosting... They always boast of having 24/7 Chat Support ... Yeah Boasting of outsourcing their chat support to some shitty indian Company where English is the last thing on their mind but whats going on with their neighbours wife and Kyoki Saas bhi Cricket match ki Amma ki Kahani... Well I took the pains of capturing some screenshots of the Great Indian Chat support! And To hell with indian outsourcing! 
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Now imagine you have to draft a story about cinderella and her fairy crown dreams of ponies and prince charming and so on. So here begins a story of a princess called as Shopahollic . Now I really dont know her history ( or do i want to know her history ) To cut good good superb superb cute cute things shot, She used to work in a house made of chocolates where 5 witches used to rule her and fortunately for her 1 of the witches got attracted to a Bum sitting on Panchvati so She got married. One of them got killed by a electricity wire hanging ( Witches dont understand that in the 21st century, you have electric wires to connect towns and what not. 3 left. One of them got busy being a corporate mega trend hyperactive Boss at a big corporation in Nigeria ( She runs a unsuccessful Diamond mining corporation ) and 2 of them got killed due to natural deaths. Now natural deaths can also imply getting killed by hands or by sneaky ways, Since I am not really sure which of them was it I will just skip to the next paragraph. And yeah come to think of it I guess one was killed drinking Hersheys from a Bottle ( Ooh look at all those calories... eeeew)
So this ghoti girl, ok Ghoti Princess When she came to the earth from a long long long long sleep ( God imagine the smell of her mouth when she wakes up eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiii Kitna ghati hai na? )....She was surprised, the world was so cruel to her. She had to go through a process called as EduKKAsahab or something. She was terrorised to peices by a cruel dwarf called as chemistry who choked her nose in Chemicals I guess and made her lose all her pimples now i am not really sure how technically that can work out but lets say She was forced to learn things she didnt like in a great great great great great college ( According to her ) KK WAGH College of Engineering Nasik. She got that completed and then she realised that the cruel satan had set a trap for her.
He had changed the world into such a selfish place that People had to work, to compete with each other to survive. She was again terrified ( Oh Lord give this girl a break she gets terrified in One out every 3 actions she does ) . So she set forth on a Mission long enough to last her entire lifetime, She walked and she walked and she walked and she walked, then someone told her " Eh Yedi itna mat chal, Koi Job Dhoond ". A Princess and doing a Job she said NEVER! I would die with glory but never do a job. I am Ghoti Girl who never works . my Doggy will work for me.The doggy looked at her and said " Ja Kauwi idhar mujey tu sapney dikhakey Bhooka mar rahi! " Alas after walking so much for no need at all and after her doggy left her. She started reading this substance called as the newspaper. Aaaaah Cried her eyes after reading the first lines, " They had grown so lazy that even reading a single word made them ache for luxury anyway she faught on and I was proud of her ( Hey where the hell did I come in between? ) . And finally after a long long long journey lasting decades and with so many painful incidences she went for a interview ( I guess it was her first interview ) and she got selected. Technically this long long journey only lasted around a year for Ghoti Girl who had to first carry her body through the streets of Mumbai then I dont know may be some deserts and seas and all those places where my brain does not want to go to right now.
She got the job and she began the work... For further updates.. Please read the next Post |
Fifa 2009 the latest football filled game from EA sports is on stands and I thought of trying it out. Now trying it out in India does not really mean buying it like going to store buying it. It really means hooking up those Rapidshare urls on my Download Accelerator and downloading FIfa 2009 into my computer. Then using magic ISO to burn it on to a Cheap 5 Cent DVD produced in the assholes of underground layers oops I mean some place in a 3rd world country where they dream of horses and pink brides with ponies. So I brought this so called juiced up superb DVD and paid this guy on ebay 12$ for it. I am pretty sure he was screaming with joy when he got the money. as if he wipes his ass on those dvds and feels as if we are smelling his DVD's regularly.Anyway so this DVd came out shining written FIFA 2009 . I tried to play it in my Playstation 2 but alas the powers of the trademark industry were far and wide and it layeth seige on my castle ( My CD) and pronounced it dead. So i m like Okidoki this means war. I built my fort ( Took my PlayStation ) built roads to it ( Gave it to Laxmi Tv Centre ) nasik for installing a modchip. Now modchip in India is something which you cant order online modchip is a modchip People fuck with you and you fuck with them so i thought lets go to the local guy.
So this guy sits on a chair . I feel great respect for this chair of his holding up against the all aweful farts this guy must be sending out from his video gamed ass . He is like 1600 . I am like hell yeah 1600 do it for 1200 . He is like noway hosay. I am like Yesway hosay finally we agreed on 1300 and he said i would like to rape your console for the next 24 hours. Out of this possibility of union between my half farted privates and your half assed Playstation 2 the child modchip will help you conquer the dreams of Fifa 2009 .I say ok and leave the place.
The next day I went to his shop to see my playstation looking shining new just one part of her body modified probably because of the night of intense relationship with the modchip. I took her to my home where she sits hosted on a clean towel ( new gadgets in India are often treated with respect. The significance of a new gadget sends wildfires accross indian families who feel their gadget defies the laws of gravity and proclaims them king between the other neighbors now I had an instance of a neighbour who brought a computer. He was so proud of his achievement . I mean so proud that he tells his son " eh gaana jor sey laga re logo ko patha tho chalney dey ". The son inspired to tears by his fathers noble thoughts stands up upright with chest swollen with pride or stomach swollen with too much food I couldnt figure that out and increases the sound to such a level that it nearly tears up his anus oops I mean his ear drums but who cares the inspiration and motivation is so strong that he withstands the pain to see the nextdoor neighbor fart in envy.
I always felt farting has a good connection in India. I havent visited the other countries so I really dont wanna blame em. Just wondering how a french fart smells with all the cheese .. eeew . Anyway coming back to the point, my gadget sits in her crown only to be opened up and see herself tocuhed by hands well DVD . She coughs up some sound " tik " tuk " signifying her fight against this potential evil guy who has come to rid her of her glory . Anyway the game gets inserted and the TV beams on with BPL . now what I own here is a old old tv which is primary used to see shows like Asianet Idea little singer ( A show where a bunch of brats sing about how their parents forced dream of being a singer got never accomplished and their children are being forced to do so in turn ) . Other shows include Kunkum ( A girl who never saw what the world is untill Ekta kapoor gave her the first opportunity and how she continues crying about her pathetic life even after being owned by 10 potential husbands one with a extra long hair who looks like the son of a malegaon john abraham. But today the BPL tv felt proud that she could play host to a wonderful rape victim I mean modified playstation 2. She cries with happiness ( Signifying with her screen going up and down on the launch of the game).
Anyway with some hickups the screen goes white with " EA GAMES - Challenge Everything " and following the motto like a blinded mouse in a cheese cave . I follow it with playing the game and getting addicted to it .
So this above sespool of hard work gets significant returns when mentioned in foul mouth jhopadpatti language. Coming to talk about jhopadpatti language we used to have a girl from bihar who used to work with her who used to call her husband her family. Ab mujey merey family sey poochna padenga. Now no blame to biharis for anything I love you guys but cmon man, give me a break and the guys in the office went over the official to call it as jhopadpatti language. Anyway Jhopadpatti for life . Patent pending.
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Hey guys, Now I really dont want to say I am back and then run away like a cute cute sa squirell so anyway I spent 3 hours making this wallpaper would be helpful if u guys download it and use it or something like that. Now this wallpaper has Stewie griffin, Ralph Wigum, Bender, Bart Simpson and a guy peeing. Now I could have easily said that the wallpaper is a combination of Stewie griffin wallpaper, Ralph Wigum Wallpaper, Bender wallpaper and Bart simpson Wallpaper but I dont wanna i am just egoisitc! Lord hear our prayers!  Ash |
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